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Published on June 2nd, 2009 | by Jeff McIntire-Strasburg

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Can You Name that Schlong?

isabella rosselini green porno name that schlong

UPDATE: We’ve got a new Green Porno contest running… check it out.

If you’ve had dreams about Isabella Rossellini wandering through a forest of enlarged animal penises (peni?), either you need to get to the shrink quickly, or you’ve been watching Sundance Channel’s Green Porno series very regularly. If the latter’s the case, let’s see how much you’ve picked up…

Name that Schlong

Take a look at the picture above. The arrow in the picture is pointing out a specific species’ penis. Know what it is?  Name it… in the comments. Need help?  Check out the main contest post at Sundance’s SUNfiltered blog (disclosure: I’m a blogger there).

While researching animal penises should be a reward in and of itself, there’s more. I’ll give you until midnight Friday (June 5th) to submit the right answer. If you get it right, I’ll enter you in a drawing to win a Sundance gift package consisting of:

  • A KEEN bag made from recycled posters
  • A Boku journal made from recycled paper
  • A Sundance pen made from recycled materials
  • A Sundance hat made from organic cotton
  • A Sundance reusable shopping bag

So name away… and if you’re interested in upping your chances of winning, check out the other blogs running this contest (with different pictures):

(Note: Fleshbot and Essin Em both feature adult content)



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Jeff McIntire-Strasburg is the founder and editor of sustainablog. You can keep up with all of his writing at Facebook, and at



  • Rick O!

    Pine Wood Snake!

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  • http://www.yahoo.com Bobby B.

    Oh, how low high art can go. I’ll pass.

  • russ

    Must of been a very slow day!

  • http://sustainablog.org Jeff McIntire-Strasburg

    Aw, c’mon guys… it’s fun! Don’t have to be dead serious all the time… ;-)

  • Kelly

    Pine Wood Snake- at this magnification it has the look of some hairy monster.

  • rk

    pine wood snake!

  • Katie K.

    I originally found this contest on GreenLAGirl and it definitely made me laugh on a bad day! Thanks!

    So, I am going to guess for this one Pine Wood Snake!

  • Tiffany

    Pine wood snake…not THAT looks user unfriendly.
    Great blog, by the way.

  • Crystal

    it is a Pine wood snake, I believe

  • Brian Born

    A Pine Wood Snake (with wood)!

  • Brian Born

    A pine wood snake, then.

  • JAMES LITTLEPAGE

    Pine Wood Snake

  • Susan

    A pine wood snake!

  • http://Sundance Robin Kilgore

    That would be the Pine Wood Snake….now, that’s some scary looking “wood” !

  • Stephanie Powers

    pine wood snake!

  • Mary

    Pine Wood Snake Schlong.

  • http://shainla.typepad.com shannon

    why that would be the pine wood snake obviously!

  • Becky

    Pine wood snake

  • Cindi

    Hello! This is quite an interesting contest! I have always admired Robert Redford for his environmental
    beliefs. I wrote him a letter many years ago about pollution and I actually received a hand signed letter back! According to the Sundance Channel’s Green Porn
    Series, this “package” belongs to to the Pine Wood
    Snake. Please enter my name in your fun prize giveaway drying. Many thanks…..Cindi

  • http://sundancechannel.com ray dorn

    Your Cheatin’ Heart will ‘Pine Wood Snake’ someday, if possible.

  • Helen

    pine wood snake

  • Lisa Palmer

    pinewood snake. Looks painful

  • http://www.greatlakesgreenpages.com Robert Stockham

    Pine wood Snake

  • laturk

    pine wood snake!

  • Amy

    Pine WOOD Snake

  • Boo

    Its a woody from a pine wood snake.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/ASecretGarden Lisa

    It looks pretty scary whatever it is and whoever it belongs too. Glad I am not Mrs Snake!!!:P
    http://www.squidoo.com/ASecretGarden

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