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Published on June 9th, 2009 | by Jeff McIntire-Strasburg

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You Named that Schlong; We Picked a Winner

isabella rossellini schlongsApparently, the pine wood snake has a very distinctive schlong: no one who entered our “Name that Schlong” contest confused it with the penis of, say, a blesbok or a dragonfly, or any of the other “members” of the Grand Gallery of Penises. Well done, schlong-namers!

Now, on to the important stuff…

We have a winner!

After mousing, clicking, and pointing at my screen with my eyes closed (all without doing any damage), Tiffany Morriss of Walnut Creek, CA, came out as the drawing winner. She’ll be receiving the prize package mentioned in the original post shortly… congratulations, Tiffany!

And if you’re now revved up over Green Porno contests, check out the big one the Sundance Channel is running. The grand prize winner will received a weekend getaway to the Massachusetts coastline, complete with a luxury hotel stay, a whale-watching trip, and some spending money.  You can enter daily through June 30th.



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Jeff McIntire-Strasburg is the founder and editor of sustainablog. You can keep up with all of his writing at Facebook, and at



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