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Five Reasons Zombies are Green… (PPB #31)

But he's eco-friendly...
But he's eco-friendly...

Enzio Ludwig is a 13-year-old resident of Dancing Rabbit… and into zombies.

Zombies, this may come as a surprise to you, are, in addition to being awesome, very Eco-friendly. If you doubt my hypothesis, than examine these facts:

5. Zombies absorb otherwise useless bullets.

4. Zombies don’t consume food; this limits the amount of waste caused by growing food.

3. Zombies don’t drive and thus don’t create carbon emissions.

2. Zombies cause random power outages.

1. Zombies eat un-Eco-friendly people.

My conclusion? Every one should be aΒ  zombie. This would be good for the environent and for our check books.

Feeling a bit like a zombie… so this is all good to know…

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2 comments
  1. destiny

    THEY SAY ZOMBIES ARE REAL BUT IT CUD HAPPEN I HOPE NOT LOL I LOVE ZOMBIES BUT NOT IN MY WORLD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.. BUT YEA…>_<

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