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Can You Name that Schlong?

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UPDATE: We’ve got a new Green Porno contest running… check it out.

If you’ve had dreams about Isabella Rossellini wandering through a forest of enlarged animal penises (peni?), either you need to get to the shrink quickly, or you’ve been watching Sundance Channel’s Green Porno series very regularly. If the latter’s the case, let’s see how much you’ve picked up…

Name that Schlong

Take a look at the picture above. The arrow in the picture is pointing out a specific species’ penis. Know what it is?Β  Name it… in the comments. Need help?Β  Check out the main contest post at Sundance’s SUNfiltered blog (disclosure: I’m a blogger there).

While researching animal penises should be a reward in and of itself, there’s more. I’ll give you until midnight Friday (June 5th) to submit the right answer. If you get it right, I’ll enter you in a drawing to win a Sundance gift package consisting of:

  • A KEEN bag made from recycled posters
  • A Boku journal made from recycled paper
  • A Sundance pen made from recycled materials
  • A Sundance hat made from organic cotton
  • A Sundance reusable shopping bag

So name away… and if you’re interested in upping your chances of winning, check out the other blogs running this contest (with different pictures):

(Note: Fleshbot and Essin Em both feature adult content)

29 comments
  1. Katie K.

    I originally found this contest on GreenLAGirl and it definitely made me laugh on a bad day! Thanks!

    So, I am going to guess for this one Pine Wood Snake!

  2. Cindi

    Hello! This is quite an interesting contest! I have always admired Robert Redford for his environmental
    beliefs. I wrote him a letter many years ago about pollution and I actually received a hand signed letter back! According to the Sundance Channel’s Green Porn
    Series, this “package” belongs to to the Pine Wood
    Snake. Please enter my name in your fun prize giveaway drying. Many thanks…..Cindi

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