{"id":3284,"date":"2008-08-10T06:00:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-10T12:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress-367309-1145705.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=3284"},"modified":"2008-08-10T06:00:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-10T12:00:17","slug":"birdbaths-are-the-greatest-invention-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/articles\/birdbaths-are-the-greatest-invention-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Birdbaths Are the Greatest Invention EVER"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Forget the wheel. Forget plumbing. Forget the plough. Forget the printing press. Forget electricity. Forget the automobile. Forget the airplane. Forget the atomic bomb. Forget the television. Forget the cell phone. Forget the beer helmet. Forget Cup-O-Noodles\u2026.<\/p>\n

The greatest human invention ever, the thing that makes our human lives worth living and will serve as our greatest legacy for the future is\u2026the birdbath.<\/p>\n

Okay, I admit, that may be a bit over the top\u2026but still.<\/p>\n

Why am I chirping with praise for the humble, simple birdbath? Because I find it hard to point out anything that offers us more certain and frequent chances for complete joy, hilarity, curiosity, surprise, and wonder.<\/p>\n

How so? Because, obviously enough, birdbaths are the frequent haunts of those marvelous spritely beings called birds.<\/p>\n

Once upon a time some long time ago, some wise human happened to notice that birds do lots of funny things in the various natural pools of water that form up just about anywhere–be it in a pothole, in the hollow of a log, in a backed-up drainage ditch, or in even the slightest depression. And this wise human then thought, \u201cHey, maybe if I make something to keep some water in and put it in some conspicuous place, the birds will come and do those things in it, too!\u201d So this wise human went home, went scavenger hunting in the garage, and behold! The first birdbath was born.<\/p>\n

Whoever that wise human was, I thank him or her from the bottom of my heart. After all, without somebody<\/em> having bothered to mimic nature by creating constant puddles for birds to play in, where would human life be nowadays? Would we have birdbaths to place everywhere and anywhere we can? Would we have all makes and models and prices of birdbaths to choose from? Would we have accessories like birdbath warmers or motorized fountain-makers to make this simple thing more complex?<\/p>\n

But I digress. I know you will join with me in rejoicing over birdbaths if you simply recall some of the many things you can observe there.<\/p>\n

Birds put on a show for us in many different ways:<\/p>\n