{"id":4531,"date":"2009-06-02T09:45:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T15:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress-367309-1145705.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=4531"},"modified":"2009-06-02T09:45:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T15:45:48","slug":"can-you-name-that-schlong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/articles\/can-you-name-that-schlong\/","title":{"rendered":"Can You Name that Schlong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/files\/2009\/06\/green-porno-name-that-schlong.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4532\" src=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/files\/2009\/06\/green-porno-name-that-schlong.jpg\" alt=\"isabella rosselini green porno name that schlong\" width=\"500\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> We&#8217;ve got a new <a href=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/2009\/09\/18\/green-porno\/\"><em>Green Porno<\/em><\/a> contest running&#8230; check it out.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve had dreams about Isabella Rossellini wandering through a forest of enlarged animal penises (peni?), either you need to get to the shrink quickly, or you&#8217;ve been watching Sundance Channel&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\/\"><em>Green Porno<\/em><\/a> series very regularly. If the latter&#8217;s the case, let&#8217;s see how much you&#8217;ve picked up&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Name that Schlong<\/h3>\n<p>Take a look at the picture above. The arrow in the picture is pointing out a specific species&#8217; penis. Know what it is?\u00a0 Name it&#8230; in the comments. Need help?\u00a0 Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/sunfiltered\/2009\/06\/name-that-schlong\/\">main contest post<\/a> at Sundance&#8217;s SUNfiltered blog (disclosure: I&#8217;m a blogger there).<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->While researching animal penises should be a reward in and of itself, there&#8217;s more. I&#8217;ll give you until midnight Friday (June 5th) to submit the right answer. If you get it right, I&#8217;ll enter you in a drawing to win a Sundance gift package consisting of:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A KEEN bag made from recycled posters<\/li>\n<li>A Boku journal made from recycled paper<\/li>\n<li>A Sundance pen made from recycled materials<\/li>\n<li>A Sundance hat made from organic cotton<\/li>\n<li>A Sundance reusable shopping bag<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So name away&#8230; and if you&#8217;re interested in upping your chances of winning, check out the other blogs running this contest (with different pictures):<\/p>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]&amp;gt; Normal   0         false   false   false                             MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 &amp;lt;![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]&amp;gt; &amp;lt;![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]&amp;gt;--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/greenlagirl.com\/name-that-schlong-green-porno\/\">Green LA Girl<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/fleshbot.com\/5271912\/name-that-shlongand-win-a-prize\">Fleshbot<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/essin-em.com\/2009\/06\/name-that-schlong-contest\/\">Essin Em<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>(Note: Fleshbot and Essin Em both feature adult content)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: We&#8217;ve got a new Green Porno contest running&#8230; check it out. 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