{"id":4548,"date":"2009-06-09T13:25:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress-367309-1145705.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=4548"},"modified":"2009-06-09T13:25:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:25:59","slug":"you-named-that-schlong-we-picked-a-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/articles\/you-named-that-schlong-we-picked-a-winner\/","title":{"rendered":"You Named that Schlong; We Picked a Winner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/files\/2009\/06\/isabellarossellinischolongs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4549\" src=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/files\/2009\/06\/isabellarossellinischolongs.jpg\" alt=\"isabella rossellini schlongs\" width=\"500\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a><strong>Apparently, the pine wood snake has a very distinctive schlong:<\/strong> no one who entered our &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/2009\/06\/02\/can-you-name-that-schlong\/\">Name that Schlong<\/a>&#8221; contest confused it with the penis of, say, a blesbok or a dragonfly, or any of the other &#8220;members&#8221; of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/photos\/green_porno_2_on_set\/#\/210336407\">Grand Gallery of Penises<\/a>. Well done, schlong-namers!<\/p>\n<p>Now, on to the important stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>We have a winner!<\/h3>\n<p><!--more-->After mousing, clicking, and pointing at my screen with my eyes closed (all without doing any damage), Tiffany Morriss of Walnut Creek, CA, came out as the drawing winner. She&#8217;ll be receiving the prize package mentioned in the original post shortly&#8230; congratulations, Tiffany!<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re now revved up over Green Porno contests, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\/sweepstakes\/\">the big one<\/a> the Sundance Channel is running. The grand prize winner will received a weekend getaway to the Massachusetts coastline, complete with a luxury hotel stay, a whale-watching trip, and some spending money.\u00a0 You can enter daily through June 30th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the pine wood snake has a very distinctive schlong: no one who entered our &#8220;Name that Schlong&#8221; contest confused it with the penis of, say, a blesbok or a&nbsp;[ &hellip; ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":56,"featured_media":4549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2,21],"tags":[728,206,1531,3429,3416,541],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>You Named that Schlong; We Picked a Winner &#8226; Sustainablog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sustainablog.org\/articles\/you-named-that-schlong-we-picked-a-winner\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"You Named that Schlong; 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